Much too young to feel this damn old
“It’s infected! If this was a human being, I’d shoot it in the face.” -Roy, “The I.T. Crowd”
JFC THIS SHOW IS BRILLIANT.
So on Monday, we thought it’d be a great idea to do lots of Wii Fit and then go for a bike ride. Internet, I’ve not ridden a bike since my youth. I don’t remember the last time but I was probably 12 or so, and I was on my brother’s blue and yellow Huffy. I might have been a little older than 12. I stopped using it when I outgrew it and since I grew up on a farm with unpaved roads, there was no reason (and I had no desire) to get a grown up bicycle.
All of that to say that I rode a bike with like, gears. LOTS OF THEM. It was more fun than I remembered (and it was all started by reading Along for the Ride by Sarah Dessen, who is fabulous), and we rode to the park down the street. It was a very short ride but just long enough for me. It was also my first exposure to riding on pavement, riding over speed bumps, and riding with cars on the road. I didn’t fall down once and I felt GREAT. My ass hurt right away but man, my brain was so stoked that I didn’t care.
And then like, three hours later, when I was at home and showered and in comfortable clothes, my body was like “fuck the hell out of you.”
IT IS STILL PISSED AT ME. This morning I had a lot of nervous energy and went on another Wii Fit spree. I got a little too enthusiastic about everything (advanced step and advanced boxing and also the arm-flappy bird thing and downward facing dog ohhh god) and now I can barely keep my upper body aloft. My ass hurts from the bicycle ride on Monday and I’m just like…too young to feel this way.
THIS IS WHY I NEED TO BE IN BETTER SHAPE.
I look forward to more bike riding. But for right now, I’m looking forward to getting some sleep. Because damn.
Posted on February 9, 2011, in Adventures with Sparkle Pants, All about Sparkle Pants, Sparkle Pants does Literature, TV machine. Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on Much too young to feel this damn old.