I’m moving to Amsterdam. Just so you guys know. Send all your well-wishes overseas, where you will find me baked out of my mind with a prostitute, some shrooms, stolen bikes, and a handful of gays.
Girl: I never thought I’d see so many gays!
Girl: THEY HAVE A GAY SECTION.
Sparkle Pants: *headdesk*
But no, I’m srs bznz about this.
It’s fixin’ ta storm like hell. Just in time to go home! FTW.