Ex-pat

I’m moving to Amsterdam. Just so you guys know. Send all your well-wishes overseas, where you will find me baked out of my mind with a prostitute, some shrooms, stolen bikes, and a handful of gays.

Girl: I never thought I’d see so many gays!
[beat]
Girl: THEY HAVE A GAY SECTION.
Sparkle Pants: *headdesk*

But no, I’m srs bznz about this.

It’s fixin’ ta storm like hell. Just in time to go home! FTW.

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Posted on May 20, 2008, in Adventures with Sparkle Pants, All about Sparkle Pants, Flocked, You made baby Jesus cry!. Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on Ex-pat.

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