Today = epic fail
3:30am: Wake up, help The BFF get ready to leave for airport.
3:30-4:45am: Multitude of things go awry.
5:15am: Arrive at airport. Say goodbye. I return home.
6:02am: Receive phone call from The BFF saying the plane took off early and without her.
6:03am: Leave for airport.
6:30am (approximate): Arrive at airport, pick up The BFF.
6:35am: Park car, go inside to question ticketing agent.
6:43am: Help sobbing BFF back to car.
6:44am: Get angry when automated pay station can’t process my debit card to pay the $1 parking fee.
6:47am: Sit in car.
6:50am: Make 2 laps around airport while waiting for phone calls from The BFF’s family about other flights.
6:55am: Mutually agree that the 4pm flight they booked her on earlier is good enough.
7:30am (approximate): Get home.
7:35am: Check bank balance because seriously WTF?
7:36am: Commence monumental meltdown because my utility companies charged me TWICE for my bills this month, thus making me nearly $500 overdrawn.
7:37-8:00am Make phone calls, leave voice mails, and cry a lot.
8:00-8:30am Bask in the company of The BFF.
8:30am-noon (approxmiate): Sleep off and on while The BFF packs and unpacks her backpack and does other things, including answering my frantic question, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
12:15pm: Begin preparations for departure to airport.
1:15pm: Leave for airport.
1:45pm: Arrive at airport. Say goodbye again.
1:46-2:15pm: Drive home listening to Nsync to keep myself from thinking about how horrible life is at the moment.
2:15pm: Arrive home after dodging both the neighbor’s dogs and his friend’s enormous truck (the same truck, I might add, that blocked me in last night AND almost did this afternoon).
2:20-3:20pm: Talk to The BFF on the phone and read to her.
Posted on March 22, 2008, in Adventures with Sparkle Pants, All about Sparkle Pants, Pretty happy fun friends, Rant, You made baby Jesus cry!. Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on Today = epic fail.