Hey this screen is bright
Last night, I got the Thanksgiving holiday started off the only way one can get it started: by puking all over the place. Even though I remember making a half-assed attempt at brushing my teeth, something has still taken up residence and then died in my mouth. I mean, gross people. I don’t really know what happened and I think I’m going to stick with the story that Kevin stuck a roofie in my drink because I went from drunk to dead in about two seconds. Also, I wasted ice cream. ICE CREAM. No one should be allowed to do that. So hangover ahoy, me mateys. I’m going back to sleep.