Me: Did you hear about the bus crash in Alabama?
Roommate: Oh, thanks for giving me nightmares and putting me to bed.
Roommate: Did you hear about the trillion people who died in a fiery burning building crash in Kazakhstan?
Me: I’m sorry!
Roommate: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married? *ffffaaaarrrrrtttttt*
Roommate: That is my social commentary.
Me: That was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
Roommate: You should blog it.
Me: I was going to ask if I could.
Roommate: Of course. Because it was totally planned and it was totally social commentary.