My mommy says I’m special
So special, in fact, that Nyquil won’t even put me to sleep for longer than two hours!
I want to buy a car from Marc Jacobson just so I can meet him and ask him what the eff is up with his accent. BFF, you are missing his “dog days of summer” commercials that involve a little long-haired white lap dog.
Nyquil makes me hungry!