God thinks He’s funny. I beg to differ.
The best email I think I’ve ever received: fuck write me baby! This from someone who thinks he’s a hot and fit stud, according to his email address. Comedy, folks. Comedy.
Every now and then, I have a crazy allergy thing and my mouth and lips start itching. I want to scratch but I know I will have a red face before long.
No, really God. I know what we prayed for last night and I’m thrilled that You saw fit for it to happen twice in one day. But really, with the first part? Not so much with the liking it.