What ho? A penguin!
This morning I was standing in the kitchen, digging through my purse for my keys, and when I looked up, I saw a penguin floating in our pool. I freaked out because! we have some sort of penguin-esque contraption floating in our pool! We have named him Chris and hope that he doesn’t get thrown away.
I found out a bit ago that my book for anthropology is going to be $75 used. Excuse me? That’s a lot of money.
Also, Jude Law is a skeezy ho with a receding hairline.