Spamming the blog. Gotta love me.
But seriously, Mr. Hot Married Graduate Student, STOP. Don’t call me Sunshine again. Don’t walk down the hall singing my name. Don’t launch into a ditty about how “My name is Sparkle Pants and everyone loves me because my name is Sparkles Pants!”
Just don’t do any of that anymore. Because it’s really cute and sweet and I don’t want to harbor any remotely warm-and-fuzzy feelings toward someone who is very married.