I love it when you something-something right thurr…
Again I ask: why would you listen to something that makes you sound like a flaming imbecile?
I get off work at 3pm tomorrow afternoon for the big, bad holiday weekend, which I might add, is NOT about going out and getting drunk at the lake/river/ocean but about honoring our war dead. Enough with the articles in the newspaper about where are YOU going this Memorial Day Weekend the Greatest Holiday Weekend EVER OMGWTFW00T!!!#!#%#%#@ELEVEN!!#!@#%$#@~
I plan on sleeping. Thanks for asking.
Also, I made P go out and get me a copy of this week’s liberal agenda because I forgot to get one at lunch. I don’t think he was very pleased that he was seen in public carrying that trashy pinko commie liberal rag around! Especially since it has a big pot leaf on the cover omg!
But look! Characters from Madagascar! Awwww! They totally balance out the weed.