White trash heaven.
As my shows are going into summer reruns or just not being on for the summer period, I’ve been forced to do other things with my time. Last night, I watched Britney and Kevin: Chaotic because let’s face it: I’m a glutton for punishment.
First of all, K-Fed gives me the creeps in that sleezy, I’m-gonna-molest-you kind of way. He needs a shower, a shave, and a haircut. He is a prime example of a man who cannot grow sexy facial hair. But then of course, I discovered last night that he’s from Fresno, which explains a lot. (No offense meant to any readers from the Fresno area.)
I’m not sure what disturbed me more: the fact that Britney is a complete psychopath or the fact that she filmed them making out, tongues, moans, and all. I am scarred for life. I want to shudder when I think about kissing now. It was that disgusting.
Also, I thought it was interesting that the screen said MAY ’04 and they were talking about Brad and Jen splitting up. Pardon me, but didn’t they break up this year?
Sadly, I will probably watch the show again because I want to watch Britney get fatter.