Sparkle Pants

Who are you??

Posted by: sparklepants on: November 17, 2008

Never fear, dear internets. It is I! She of the sparkly britches.

I have been busy! I have been plunking away on my NaNoWriMo, which will not hit 50k. I’ll be lucky if it hits 20k. I mean, there’s always the chance of a surprise Thanksgiving holiday push but I might be too asleep for that to happen. I JUST DON’T KNOW. I’ve also been busy dodging my homework assignments. I have to do it tonight, NO EXCUSES. Unless the tree just begs to be put up tonight (I want to have it up before The BFF leaves on Wednesday because I’m a pain like that) and then I will forgo a bit of homework for that purpose.

Also, this weekend I was busy getting my str8 against h8 on. You can check out the photos on my Flickr. The link is available on my FB profile. And also my Twitter.

Here! Have an adorable video greeting from our future first family.

All right. Back to work now.

OH! Before I go, if you’d like a possibly handmade, possibly store-bought holiday greeting from yours truly, drop me a line with your information. I promise I won’t sell it to anyone unless you piss me off.

National Prop 8 protest

Posted by: sparklepants on: November 8, 2008

Saturday, November 15. Find your location here.

HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: sparklepants on: November 8, 2008

WE FOOLED YOU!

PREPARE YOURSELVES, AMERICA!

Juuuust kidding. I love that gif because it so scary that some people cry. Okay, they don’t actually cry. I just like to poke fun at my friends who think Obama is a Communist. Or a Socialist. Or a Muslim.

Here is a nicer picture. It was taken by David Katz.

Y’all, I finished my last assignment a day ahead of time because I thought Thursday was Friday and that Friday was Monday. I have had a headache all day and it has made me feel miserable. There is way too much srs bsns internet drama going on that is unnecessary and lame.

How have you been, internets?

I am Milk

Posted by: sparklepants on: November 6, 2008

HI.

HI.

WHAT’S UP.

I’ve been really busy the past few days…weeks. Months. Years. Whatever. The election sucked up whatever time I once had and since Tuesday night, I’ve been doing homework and/or crying and/or still trying to convince people that Obama isn’t a Socialist. I just finished my second short story, which means I’ve finished more writing in the past two months than I have in a year. GO ME.

I have a lot to say on the election but given my mixed readership of 5 people, I’ll hold off for another day.

Okay, so I can’t embed this video because it only works if you view it on this page. It’s David Thewlis being awesome on KTLA. He looks incredibly hot.

I think that’s it for right now. I’m very tired and hungry and The Daily Show is on!

That is all

Posted by: sparklepants on: November 5, 2008

firstfamily

Happy Election Day!!

Posted by: sparklepants on: November 4, 2008

Now get off your duffs and vote for the candidate of your choice! Is it raining where you live? Take an umbrella and a thermos of your favorite warm beverage! Long lines where you live? Take a book or some word puzzles! This election is epic and historic for a lot of reasons. You should only miss it for legit reasons: you’re a felon, under 18, not a citizen, or your county’s Board of Elections didn’t get you your absentee ballot in time.

Here’s a terrorist fist jab for your time.

Putting my brain back together

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 26, 2008

THIS ALBUM. BUY IT.

Okay, it doesn’t like hotlinking. Whatever. It’s Ray LaMontagne’s new album, Gossip in the Grain.

The fact that there’s a song on it called “Meg White” about Meg White (with a spin on her tell-tale drumming) is a testament to the awesomeness of the album.

Also, 4chan. lolz

And! The international trailer for Half Blood Prince. FINALLY.

You think?

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 23, 2008

Overweight women face some docs’ disrespect.

A mind-blowing study saying that some doctor’s are real assholes to overweight women. Being an MD does not make one instantly immune to douchebaggery and prejudice.

I’m tired of people attacking other people over their weight. Who gives a shit if someone has gained or lost 20 pounds? You wouldn’t make fun of someone for missing an arm, would you?

Well. Okay. Some people would but those people deserve to be beaten with said missing limb.

Most of the women I know (and a few of the men) are obsessed with their weight. They count calories. They have EDs. They place all of their worth in some numbers. I’m not immune to this either. I have put on some serious depression weight in the last year. I know my body well enough to know that it’s starting to cause some problems and I don’t want those problems, so I’m trying to work my health. Most of the time I am not concerned with how much weigh but rather with how I feel. Right now I feel sluggish, drained, and uncoordinated. So I’m working on it. Working on it = taking walks and visiting our tiny little gym next to the leasing office. That’s it. I should probably eat more because I don’t really eat enough.

HOLD THE PHONE. WHAT?

That’s right. I’m fat and I don’t eat very much. It’s useful in moments when people are all “OMG FATTIES ARE FAT BECAUSE ALL THEY DO IS EAT OMG OMG STOP EATING FATTIE!”

My point is, fatties have feelings too. You can’t assume a person is one way or the other based on how they look. Some people think Barack Obama looks like a terrorist. Them saying so causes a huge uproar. So why don’t more people make a huge uproar when people say fatties are only fat because they eat too much?

ETA: Maks from DWTS thinks his fellow dancers are cows who need to lose some weight already. Cheryl and Lacey are proof that some people aren’t meant to be stick-thin. They dance for a living. For hours a day. And they still don’t fit the “standard”. Girls should be ENCOURAGED by them, not discouraged like Maks says. I think they’ve both got slammin’ bods (especially Lacey) and have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.

It only took me a year to answer

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 22, 2008

I was going through some old blog posts from 2005 a few minutes ago and found a comment on one of them from last year. Sadly, the person doesn’t update her blog anymore. But here’s the answer anyway, just so I don’t feel like such a lame-o.

Jaci from PeeBee & Jay, the answer is “Buzzing” by Howie Day.

Neglect!

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 21, 2008

I haven’t been neglecting you, fair readers. Things have been very busy lately and I haven’t had the ability to focus long enough to type up posts. Also, I’ve not had anything to report. I realized today, while pondering needing a new job, that I need a new KIND of job because I’ve been doing the same thing for nearly eight years solid. No. Thank you. Still trying to figure out what exactly I could do. I don’t have many skills, I can’t afford to go back to school for something else, and…idk.

I’m really tired, which is part of the reason I’ve not done anything lately. I’m just too tired to function. Bah.

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