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Archive for September 2008

I bet you lose

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 30, 2008

Oh bother

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 30, 2008

Dear God,
I know this isn’t a fever I have right now. I know this cough is just a sign of a dry mouth. I’m just cold because it’s cold in my office.
Regards,
Sparkle Pants

Health at every size info!

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 29, 2008

A great post on Health At Every Size! Huzzah!

El Oh El

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 29, 2008

And yet

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 29, 2008

Wednesday. D-Day. And yet? I can’t do anything. Nothing comes to mind. Every idea is stupid or unending and what the hell have I got myself into. I can’t stop thinking about the things that don’t matter and the black hole has sucked me and hello, headache. Nice to see you.

Traffic

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 24, 2008

So. I sent some traffic over to AJ’s blog today via my Livejournal. You can thank me later, AJ. But I wanted to let you know that people are starting to comment on my Livejournal (okay, people = 2) agreeing that the system is screwed up and they’ve even shared their own horror stories (one [...]

I love puppies

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 23, 2008

Tonight we watched Where the Red Fern Grows because Dave Matthews is in it. I haven’t read that book in years but it seemed to stick to the book relatively well. It wasn’t anything to write home about (but write internets about…YOU BETCHA!) because all of the really dramatic scenes were strangely anti-climactic but I [...]

Dispatches from the WHERE AM I???

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 23, 2008

I came to work and things got snarky. WHAT. I really have more important things to take care of than…well, 99% of my friends’ problems. I know that sounds cruel but sometimes you just have to tell people to GTFO* because their stupid bullshit is just that: stupid bullshit. Especially when it’s a conversation you’ve [...]

Don’t tell your kids about spiders

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 20, 2008

I found out from a friend that Meg Cabot, author of the Princess Diaries, has been banned and/or challenged in a few libraries. I find this terribly amusing. The content is inappropriate and against traditionally held morals. Or something. I’m not really sure. I mean, there’s Frenching in the book. That might be part of [...]

Wo kommen Sie her?

Posted by: sparklepants on: September 19, 2008

So I went a-Googlin’ for some German phrases because the Shire of Germany needs to be able to angry spout things in German at random. It doesn’t matter if those phrases include things like “IS THIS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE UNITED STATES?” and “MY MOTHER DIED LAST YEAR!!!!!” I just needed some phrases. At [...]


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