Archive for July 2008
Amist I bovvered?
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 31, 2008
Y SO SCOTTISH, DOCTAH? NNNGGH
Catherine Tate = funniest. ever.
STFU
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 31, 2008
- In: Adventures with Sparkle Pants| You made baby Jesus cry!
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GUESS WHO CALLED AT 7AM THIS MORNING WITH A MESSAGE THAT WTF, WHY DID YOU GIVE US THE WRONG ADDRESS, HOAR?
FED EX.
BRB, destroying Directv.
BRB DYING FROM EPIC
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 29, 2008
HP_CAPSLOCK OWNS THE INTERNET.
THAT IS ALL.
An experiment, please ignore
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 29, 2008
- In: Adventures with Sparkle Pants| Lists| Sparkling Site Business| You made baby Jesus cry!| lolz
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Breaking Dawn.
Spoilers.
RPattz.
Twilight.
Stephenie Meyer.
ontd_twatlight.
That is all. Please carry about your normal tasks.
Mid-life crisis at 30
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 29, 2008
- In: Adventures with Sparkle Pants| All about Sparkle Pants| Harry Potter pwns me| Lists| Rant| You made baby Jesus cry!
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First: Directv screwed up and shipped my empty box for the receiver to my OLD address, at which I no longer live, despite the young man I spoke two confirming with me SEVERAL TIMES that my work address should be used. The email I received from Directv with my shipping information said to call FedEx [...]
WOTCHER
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 28, 2008
Only not. Directv is about to get a slap. They are screwing up everything and I’ve been on hold with them for 800 hours. WTF. You know, if you had sent that box to the RIGHT ADDRESS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE WOULDN’T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM.
DO NOT LAUGH: IT IS FATAL
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 25, 2008
WIKIPEDIA SAYS SO.
FATAL HILARITY: DON’T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU.
Something I hate
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 25, 2008
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When you buy some juice and the bottle reads SHAKE WELL, so you attempt to shake well only to find there is so much liquid in the bottle that it really doesn’t do much.
SOMETHING I LIKE
V8 Splash.
Friday is my favorite day
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 25, 2008
- In: Adventures with Sparkle Pants| Friday Random| Harry Potter pwns me| Lists| Show tunes!
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1. Val Kilmer is 59? Seriously? IDK. I don’t like him.
2. This is hilarious shit.
3. This morning on the way to work, Spunk Ransom hated me and proved it by playing a lot of depressing music.
4. The crazy guy drove the bus this morning and crazy guy cannot drive. I fear for my life when [...]
Twitter is a stalker’s paradise
Posted by: sparklepants on: July 24, 2008
- In: Adventures with Sparkle Pants| Boys are pretty| Harry Potter pwns me| Rambling| You made baby Jesus cry!| lolz
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This was waiting for me in my email this morning:
Hi, Sparkle Pants.
twilightmovie (twilightmovie) is now following your updates on Twitter.
Check out twilightmovie’s profile here:
http://twitter.com/twilightmovie
You may follow twilightmovie as well by clicking on the “follow” button.
Best,
Twitter
Did they seriously go through every single person on the _twatlight bacon and follow them? What poor lackey got stuck [...]
