Archive for June 2008
The Simpson family: full of fail since forever
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 30, 2008
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You know you’re on your way out when Pamela Anderson calls you a whore.
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Monday is not my fun day
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 30, 2008
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So! I was out of the office for an entire week. I don’t think I’ve ever done that before. Not on purpose, anyway. It was fun. So much fun that I can’t wait to do it again! It made me think a lot about how I need to become world famous so that I don’t [...]
Fail
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 29, 2008
I had two very, very bad dreams last night. One of them set off what I can only assume was a very mild panic attack. I had to get out of bed and walk around a bit, drink some water, and then repeat, “It isn’t real, it isn’t real, it isn’t real” over and over [...]
HDU RUDE
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 27, 2008
My parents just left. My mom cried. It all sucked. Weird shiz is going down. I have a migraine. Friday’s a fail already.
OMG ILU
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 26, 2008
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Dear Tim McGraw,
You win at life.
Sincerely,
Sparkle Pants
Absence
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 23, 2008
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Y’all, my mum and dad are here! Yay! They got in last night and it is lovely having them here, so you probably won’t hear much from me this week.
Huzzah!
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 21, 2008
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I just spoke with my parents, who, at 11:30 in the morning, weren’t even to Tulsa yet. They had “errands” to run this morning. My dad sent me a YouTube video of him wrestling the dog at 8:30. My parents are usually those leave-at-7 people. OMG. What is the world coming to??
Today I have a [...]
Right beside me
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 20, 2008
Sitting on my desk, atop The Late Hector Kipling (btw, I did not, under any circumstances, watch part of a David Thewlis movie on YouTube during my lunch break that contained the most horrendous sex scenes ever filmed. Nope.) and under a bar of fancy dark chocolate our Chair gave us “because it’s Friday” is [...]
Squee!
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 20, 2008
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Our DMB tickets are on the FedEx truck! Oh! I cannot wait to see our grumpy douchebag of a FedEx guy! (OMG yesterday he totes snarked at me because I asked him to put this huge package in someone’s office instead of leaving it with us.)
In other news, AAAHHHH! I’m trying to get stuff done [...]
What.
Posted by: sparklepants on: June 19, 2008
Maybe someone can explain to me why suddenly my body feels as though I was in a car accident?
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