Archive for May 2008
OH MAH GAAAAWWWWD
Posted by: sparklepants on: May 31, 2008
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TRUFAX
Posted by: sparklepants on: May 31, 2008
1. Michelle, yes! We are moving about 10 minutes away :D
2. RPATTZ has sex hair. He “surprised” this guest blogger chick on Mtv, blah blah blah. But it was totally staged because her reaction was like, *turns in chair* *blink* “Oh my goodness! It is Robert Pattinson!” *point*
RPATTZ: *dazzle*
GIRL: *fail*
RPATTZ: Would you like to be [...]
About a boy
Posted by: sparklepants on: May 31, 2008
I slept fitfully (though soundly) last night. I was worried about The BFF, who was not sleeping (I suspect Nargles), and also I kept having Harry Potter dreams (I WONDER WHY. BTW, I KIND OF HAVE A THING FOR TOM FELTON NOW WTF.). AND I kept dreaming about a boy. THE Boy. The one who [...]
Clearly he should come over to our house
Posted by: sparklepants on: May 30, 2008
From Jason’s iLike page.
Me: God, I hate that it’s so small.
The BFF: I know. God, he’s so beautiful.
Me: Yeah. Goddamn.
The BFF: He could be in the Rat Pack.
We exchange a dreamy look.
Me: He wouldn’t even need anyone else. He could be the Rat Pack all by himself. HE’S THAT HOT.
This was, of course, after the [...]
Also
Posted by: sparklepants on: May 30, 2008
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My thumb won’t stop twitching and now it is extending to the surrounding fingers and my wrist.
WTF, GOD?
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Posted by: sparklepants on: May 30, 2008
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I’ma be your sex machine tonight
Posted by: sparklepants on: May 30, 2008
This is quite possibly the best thing on the internets ever (kind of not safe for work and definitely not something you want to watch if you are serious business about Harry Potter):
Wednesday afternoon, after my lunch break, I started feeling really strange. My head got all buzzy and I was [...]
An update
Posted by: sparklepants on: May 28, 2008
I really haven’t had much to say lately, as evidenced by yesterday’s ridiculous post. Here are some of the things happening in my world:
1. DMB announced yesterday that Butch Taylor quit the band.
Butch is one of several “unofficial” members of DMB (Rashawn Ross and Tim Reynolds being two others) and has toured with them consistently [...]
98% of you can ignore this
Posted by: sparklepants on: May 27, 2008
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SOUS VIDE, BITCHES!!!!
Are there really Twatlighters lurking around my blog??
OMGFUN
Posted by: sparklepants on: May 27, 2008
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FUN = Helping someone who is computer illiterate with a computer when there’s a language barrier.
*headdesk*
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