10 reasons it’s not okay to be fat, courtesy of the University of Toronto student newspaper (cleverly entitled “The Newspaper”).

1. Public health care – why should the rest of us have to pay high taxes for you to eat yourself to death?
2. Nobody likes you. Except for, possibly, other fat people.
3. Even if you’re successful, it just means you’ll have enough money to become a drug addict and kill yourself like Chris Farley.
4. Because I don’t want to ever have to think about fat people again.
5. Not only do you frighten children, but you’re also setting a bad example.
6. You ruin pictures.
7. You ruin moments.
8. The thought of you ever having sex single-handedly ruins the day of at least 50% of the people whom you meet.
9. Because only aircraft are meant to be equipped with flaps. Their flaps serve a purpose.
10. It’s fucking disgusting.

Yay! Hatred! Would it be okay to post this list if we changed it from reasons it’s not okay to be fat to, I don’t know, reasons it’s not okay to be Muslim (I actually know a lot of people who could make a 100 item list and that not only saddens me but also scares the living fuck out of me)? Or reasons it’s not okay to be black? Jewish? Gay? Female? (H/T Big Fat Blog)

Now if you’ll excuse me, Frodo and Sam are on my television and it’s making me miss my Frodo, so I’m going to call her. Cheerio!