Archive for April 2008
You have no new mail. Everyone hates you.
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 30, 2008
Today I have been compulsively checking my email. I’m not really sure why (okay, I do know why but I’m pretending it’s for unknown reasons so I feel less lame) and just now it was like a scene in a movie.
INT. QUIET OFFICE – LATE AFTERNOON
Music plays in the background, barely noticeable. We scan the [...]
Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 30, 2008
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I just got sucked into an iVillage UNDERSTAND MEN NOW tornado.
I feel kind of like I need to scrub myself with lye.
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Sometimes they’re kind of true
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 30, 2008
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Wednesday, Apr 30th, 2008 — You might not seem as easygoing about matters of the heart now, for you want to know exactly where you stand. You are more concerned about creating routines in your life today than in exploring a new situation. Simplifying your existence can conflict with your grandiose ideas. Be aware that [...]
Remember what I said about web-related content?
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 29, 2008
I’m going to have a knee-jerk reaction right now. Feel free to tell me I’m stupid. I just got this in a forward from a coworker:
The accompanying text:
Bumper sticker of the year: “If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier”
HAHAHA!
Ha.
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STAB STAB STAB
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 29, 2008
I hate asking my parents for money. I hate asking my parents for money because I’m about to ask them for a lot and I know they don’t have a lot to give. It makes me angry at myself for making stupid decisions 5 years ago.
I also hate my itching left eye, which is swollen [...]
UR DOIN IT RONG
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 28, 2008
Okay, so I have a baby stalker. A wee, harmless baby stalker who is beginning to mimic me because, I fear, she assumes there’s a bit more to a certain situation than there actually is. I mean, I’m flattered and have absolutely no problem with her jumping to the conclusion to which she has jumped, [...]
Dear Painters and Decorators: EFF OFF
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 28, 2008
“You’re a delicate flower, Mick St. John.”
Sorry to start out with a Moonlight quote for you but it’s better than what I really wanted to say, which is “kill me now omgwtfbbq.” See, the painters and decorators don’t visit me very often, if ever, even when I…um…schedule them using a system like…Yaz (don’t believe the [...]
OK SRSLY THO WTF FAN??
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 27, 2008
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Our fan is all RAWRRAWRRAWRRATTLERATTLERATTLERAWRRATTLE.
ALL. DAMN. NIGHT. LONG.
WTF.
In other news, Jack Johnson is so on Nat Geo (or National Geographic, for the unhip) right now with Willie Nelson and Ben Harper. I mean, it’s like a tree-hugging hippie DREAM. Damian Marley was on earlier, too. I’m kind of in love with this special. It’s the [...]
Internet kismet
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 26, 2008
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Have you ever come across a blog and wondered how in the world such a gem could exist without your knowing about it? And you start reading more and more posts and you’re all OMG HILARIOUS! OMG! ME TOO! ME TOO! SISTER FRIEND ME TOO!??
That just happened to me! Well, okay. It happens pretty much [...]
In moments I would never trade
Posted by: sparklepants on: April 26, 2008
The original cast of Rent performing in at the 1996 Democratic National Convention in Chicago (try to keep the squeeing down to a minimum when you see Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel at the same microphone)
