Quiz Rocket has a wonderful banner at MySpace for their are you fat? quiz. I took the quiz, just to see if I was fat or not but they want you to complete a lot of offers (and give them a valid street address) before they’ll tell you, so I’m stuck not knowing! Bastards.

I’d like to know how they’re going to determine your size based on these questions because really, does my not drinking Coke Zero (or Coke at all, like I chose) peg me as fat or not? Based on my answers, I assume I would’ve gotten either not fat-and-lazy or omg fat (not to be mistaken with omg shoes). Or maybe I would’ve gotten okay-with-myself? I guess I’ll never know.