So I’m sitting here in bed, enjoying a little BBC America action (How Clean is Your House?) and all of a sudden, I realize that it’s 11 and the programming has just changed. To “You Are What You Eat”. I always scramble to change the channel when those types of shows come because advertisements are bad enough that I don’t need a television show chiding me for, you know, keeping myself alive by consuming food. What I saw of the opening of this particular episode showed the host, a woman not unlike Ann Coulter, screaming at these people to BUY MORE VEGGIES YOU HAVE TO BUY MORE VEGGIES. Because everyone can afford to drop that kind of money on veggies every week. If this woman went grocery shopping with me, she’d probably die of a heart attack disease that thin people die of (if they die at all because we all know that thin = healthy!). I don’t buy veggies very often. Usually I only have a limited amount of money $10-$25 and need to buy as much food as I can for that price. Sadly, that means no veggies (or chocolate or beer or ice cream).

Just before I changed the channel, the show proclaimed that the host keeps people “on the straight and narrow” because get it? Thin people are NARROW and fat people aren’t!!!! HAHAHA!