Archive for February 2008
Washed up ball player say what?
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 29, 2008
I can’t even begin to describe how not funny this shirt is. I’m not even sure what else to say. I think I’m going to go scrub myself down with lye and then spend the rest of the day curled up in a ball under my desk.
ETA: Apparently, David & Goliath has pulled the shirt [...]
IDPs, refugees, and I don’t usually post this much
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 28, 2008
- In: Adventures with Sparkle Pants| Miss Pants does Politics
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Angelina Jolie has an editorial in the WaPo about her recent trip to Iraq. A lot of what she says isn’t surprising – masses of refugees and internally displaced people struggling to find adequate medical care, food, water, and shelter while facing a bleak and unknown future – but there was one face I wasn’t [...]
W.T.F.
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 28, 2008
- In: You made baby Jesus cry!
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What do you mean, “Jesus isn’t white”? That’s crap! Everyone know he has blond hair and blue eyes!
You left the house looking like THAT?
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 28, 2008
This morning I put on what to many people would seem like hardly any makeup but for me is a lot of makeup. You know, eye shadow (two! shades!) AND mascara AND blush, oh my! I put on one of my favorite outfits and my awesome $5 thrifted Sketchers boots and left the house feeling [...]
Three hours of euphoria
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 27, 2008
- In: Adventures with Sparkle Pants| All about Sparkle Pants| Show tunes!
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Today on the way home, I got a little angsty about iChip and put DMB’s Central Park Concert on shuffle. If you’ve been around the Sparkle Pantsosphere during the summer season, you know that at some point, I pitch an enormous spaz because OMGWTFBBQ IT’S TIME TO SEE DMB RIGHT NOW OMGWTFBBQ WAREHOUSE CONFIRMATIONS and [...]
Gag reflex
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 27, 2008
- In: Boys can be stupid too| The crazies| lolz
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Am I the only one who totally wants to hurl just reading about the possibility that someone would try and consume all 12 McDonald’s value meals in one sitting?
I’ll never break your heart
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 27, 2008
Wow. A lot of people come here by searching for SureShot. I appreciate the traffic, I really do! People also come here by searching for ‘JC Chasez’ and various lines from that god-awful song, the name of which I won’t even mention but it has something to do with the aforementioned VH1 nightmare.
Blog stats: it’s [...]
Apologies
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 26, 2008
Clearly I should not blog when sleep deprived. Could you guys even understand what I said last night? I sure as hell can’t. And you’re right, AJ. Analyzing Steinbeck at all is a recipe for a horrible day.
Now that I’ve offended all the Steinbeck fans reading this blog…
For you n00bs to the Sparkle Pantsophere, [...]
Holy incoming blog traffic, Batman!
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 25, 2008
So I’m thisclose to breaking my biggest traffic day ever (back in May, with a whopping 38 visits!)…and upon checking it again, WordPress reset itself in the last four hours. SCORE! Well. I was at 34, I think. That’s because I gave my url to some awesome folks in teh fatosphere.
Regular readers, say hello to [...]
Chosh
Posted by: sparklepants on: February 25, 2008
- In: Boys are pretty
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JC Chasez of *NSYNC and Chase Crawford (Nate on Gossip Girl)
Maybe it’s the lack of sleep talking but they had better hook up and fast. Chosh ™ is officially my favorite non-couple couple.
