Sparkle Pants

Archive for May 2007

Love her madly

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 27, 2007

Two excellent movies: The Constant Gardener and Last King of Scotland. We watched one last night and just finished the other about 20 minutes ago. Both very well done, both beautifully shot and acted.
Oh! Now it’s time for more O.C.! The Nana is coming! The Nana is coming!

What the world is coming to

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 23, 2007

Tonight on the way home, BFF and I were being silly and blasting Garth Brooks on the stereo. It was good fun, shrieking and shouting the lyrics out the open windows of the car. We came home and watched the season finale of Veronica Mars (OMG LOGAN SQUEE!!!!!), made chocolate cake, and relaxed in our [...]

An open letter to the makers of Guitar Hero II

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 23, 2007

Dear Makers of Guitar Hero II,
I hate you.
Let me clarify: I hate you for making me hate some songs I used to kind of like, such as “Sweet Child O’ Mine” and “Heart-Shaped Box” “Shout at the Devil” and whatever Police song that is even though I don’t like the Police I JUST DON’T WANT [...]

Blech

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 20, 2007

I am tired of whatever it is that grows here that makes me so miserable. I have spent the past two months (it seems) sneezing and clawing at my face because the sinus pain and the itching and I am so, so over it. I stayed home on Friday with a headache that went away [...]

And the angels rejoiced!

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 18, 2007

I shouldn’t be sitting in front of my computer because I have a massive headache that has kept me home and in bed but like an addict, I just can’t stay away. I love the internets too much. And the internets gave me good news just now! It also gave me bad news. So it’s [...]

Ow.

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 17, 2007

By far the most painful thing I’ve thought of in a long while.
Does anyone know how to not be a completely screwed up person? I mean, when you realize just how much you’re fucking up, do you just cut and run? Isn’t it for the best to just…remove yourself from the picture so that everyone [...]

The night from which the carpet will never recover

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 14, 2007

Last night was BFF’s 10,000th day birthday. We partied like it was 1999. Well, everyone else did. I got burned out on the partying pretty fast, which isn’t surprising since I’m kind of a loser. But I did take pictures. You can see them here. I went to my room with the intention of making [...]

ABFF!

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 11, 2007

ABFF=Anti-BFF
BFF=Best Friend Forever!
So know which side your bread is buttered on, people!

Am I going to have to ABFF the world?

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 10, 2007

Since JT turned out to be the worst kind of man (no respect for women, no respect for women who respect themselves, and only interested in women for their sexual potential) (oh and also completely emotionally unavailable and probably not even human) (I SAY HE HAS NO REFLECTION!) and no one apparently has the balls [...]

What to do when you reach the end

Posted by: sparklepants on: May 10, 2007

Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and jump?


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