Sparkle Pants

There’s a wrinkle in time but a stitch in time saves nine. The quick brown fox did something truly heinous to the slow green turtle. The cow jumped over the moon. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Ring around the rosy, a pocket full of posies. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet. [...]

New Years Eve, which I hate under normal circumstances, sucked hard. Let’s see. Screaming drunk college students who got kicked out, thank goddess. The world’s most uncomfortable bed. A bizarre drunken man talking to a bizarre drunken woman outside our room at three in the morning. A roommate who is sicker than death. No sleep. [...]