Sparkle Pants

I have a lot on my mind. I think I’ve mentioned this to you before, internets. When the new spring semester starts in January, I will be taking a class (if they ever add me, that is) and this is something I find moderately stressful for a variety of reasons. At least once or twice [...]

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And even though we lost and even though you also can’t spell it without OSU, it’s still pretty effing funny.

Last night, I got the Thanksgiving holiday started off the only way one can get it started: by puking all over the place. Even though I remember making a half-assed attempt at brushing my teeth, something has still taken up residence and then died in my mouth. I mean, gross people. I don’t really know [...]

Me: Did you hear about the bus crash in Alabama?
Roommate: Oh, thanks for giving me nightmares and putting me to bed.
Roommate: Did you hear about the trillion people who died in a fiery burning building crash in Kazakhstan?
Me: I’m sorry!
Roommate: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married? *ffffaaaarrrrrtttttt*
Me: Bwaahahahahaaa!!!
Roommate: That is [...]

I actually woke up in the morning and thought I’d get some fun time in before the madness of cleaning and preparing for the arrival of our Thanksgiving company begins. I decided to mess around on my Big Computer because I often get to use it and it’s faster than my laptop and also holds [...]