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Archive for October 2006

Get thee to a nunnery!

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 31, 2006

To the person who stole my credit card number,
You should be ashamed of yourself. That is bad manners. What would your mother say?
Bastard.
Sincerely,
Sparkle Pants

Bunny the Second: now with more pretty

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 31, 2006

I spent last week procurring this:

It’s my actual first obtained-with-my-money-only-not-so-much-mine-as-loaned-money-but-whatever car. Isn’t she pretty? Not sure what her name is as of yet but I can tell you that the first song played in Bunny the Second was Joyride by Dave Matthews Band.

My love for Stephen Colbert can only grow

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 30, 2006

As I sat here in open-mouth shock at Barry Manilow singing on The Colbert Report, I wasn’t even prepared for what happened next: Stephen Colbert stepping out and singing with him.
The real point of my post is to say that tomorrow (or later today, rather), I will have something pretty and surprising for you [...]

That’s me, I’m the one

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 30, 2006

Problem with iTunes solved by uninstalling and reinstalling. We’re all happy and wonderful now. Onto other things…
I’m that person. You know, the person who will be friendless and alone if she’s not careful. Most days, I feel generally pretty horrible about myself and on some days, I feel downright miserable about myself and so I [...]

iTunes is so not my BFF

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 29, 2006

Because my mp3 collection resembles my life in that it is in complete shambles and located in about 20 different locations on my computer (I blame that on the fact that I have four folders named “drive d” in which live my old drive ds), I took it upon myself to start reorganizing and cleaning [...]

Tiny update

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 27, 2006

Just in case you want to read it yourself, here’s a link to that story I mentioned in the previous post.

Putting JT on hold

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 27, 2006

I was thinking this morning of posting about Justin Timberlake, who in the past 24 hours has become a fixture in my life. I mean, this guy is everywhere and we all know that I love me some Justin. He’s like my little brother’s annoying-but-strangely-adorable-and-charming best friend. Well, if I had a little brother, that [...]

The long, long week

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 24, 2006

This has been my day so far:
05:36: Wake up to NPR blaring next to my head. Unsure whether or not alarm has been going off for nearly 40 minutes or if I have been unconsciously hitting snooze.
05:38: Brush teeth. Jump around bathroom in effort to keep eyes open.
05:39: Contacts in.
05:45: Get in shower after about [...]

Monday, you pretty much suck

Posted by: sparklepants on: October 23, 2006

So far, today has sucked. I mean, it has been a red-letter Monday. Today on the way to work, as I sat cozied up on the bus next to a woman who smelled faintly of garlic, I thought up a witty post about my forays into public transportation. At that point, the day was little [...]

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On 60 Minutes, just a few minutes ago, a doctor working at a refugee camp on the Sudan/Chad border expressed disbelief and disgust at the thought that Americans don’t know and/or don’t care about what’s going on Darfur. While the journalist sat there listening to this man sputter in disbelief, I wanted to cry. Because [...]


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