Sparkle Pants

Started earlier this afternoon:
It all started with the bright-eyed legal affairs intern I helped this morning while dropping something off at the desk. Here, then gone. The day whirled by, a flurry of activity – going away lunch, going away party, covering an hour, helping a student understand her pay stub. Then a phone call [...]

A Rose for Emily in real life! Creepy.

So the Supreme Court just ruled that bin Laden’s former bodyguard/bitch is protection, to some degree, under the Geneva Convention, which of course, the Bush administration guffaws at because this is not a prisoner of war. He’s an “enemy combatant” in the “War on Terror.” So if we’re involved in a war, be it an [...]

For those of you who don’t know, my brother is a huge Rush fan. It started in the very late ’80s/very early ’90s when he bought Moving Pictures and forced my family to listen to it. Repeatedly. Being young and impetuous (and also very into Garth Brooks), I refused. But as with anything my brother [...]

Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Princess McBitchyPants. Princess McBitchyPants grew up thinking the entire universe revolved around her curly, golden locks. Everyone did as she demanded, as everyone learned very quickly that if Princess McBitchyPants wasn’t happy, no one in the fair kingdom was very happy either. Princess McBitchyPants had a [...]

Rush Limbaugh was detained at an airport for having a bottle of Viagra sans prescription. Ew ew ew ew ew.
In other news, I am defeating my cold! I finished off the elixir of satan last night, so hopefully I won’t have any problems getting to sleep tonight. I don’t want to have to take any [...]

I’m not sure how many of you have seen the episode of Grey’s Anatomy that aired tonight but in it, Cristina is post miscarriage and is driving everyone insane with her need to work work work. Only at the end, she bursts into tears and can’t stop crying. She screams at them to sedate and [...]

I have a hangover with Nyquil and Tylenol PM written all over it. When I finally decided it was time to actually really be in bed doing the night time sleeping thing, I had that feeling and knew I would have a hard time falling asleep. So I took a Tylenol PM. I was so [...]

So special, in fact, that Nyquil won’t even put me to sleep for longer than two hours!
I want to buy a car from Marc Jacobson just so I can meet him and ask him what the eff is up with his accent. BFF, you are missing his “dog days of summer” commercials that involve a [...]