Sparkle Pants

So I read this little internet rag called The Superficial. It’s a great place for all the celebrity news and it’s served with plenty of biting commentary and sarcasm. The site used to be better but then they hired these new writers/editors who are soulless, I think. They say things that should be funny [...]

Yet another chapter in the oh my god, they have lost their damn minds book.

I had to go ahead and fall asleep between five and six tonight and not wake up until seven. Go. Me. I celebrated my wonderous intelligence by having a bowl of ice cream.
How was your Memorial Day? I honored our fallen by not watching Squinty McGee give any speeches because I likely would’ve gotten distracted [...]

I’ve been watching the History channel all evening because “Band of Brothers” is on (the final four or five eps are on tomorrow afternoon/evening) and the past few commercial breaks have contained advertisements for E.D. medication. It got me thinking. Why is it that when a man’s junk stops working, he is given a pill, [...]

Migraine still visiting. Is hampering my plans of driving to Target and trying on clothes for the wedding.

What is “chick” food, exactly? And if they’re going to complain about having to eat this so-called “chick” food, then they lose all right to squeeze various parts of our body and tell us we’re getting fat. I mean, I love meat. I’d love to have steak at least once a week. Just last Friday, [...]

I hate goodbyes. I don’t think anyone really cares for them. I avoid them, fill up those awkward moments with lame jokes or some aside that we both see through. There have been times when all I’ve wanted is to hug someone until they can’t breathe and have them do the same. I know that [...]

So I finally turned on the a/c in the apartment. I couldn’t stand it any longer and I was irritable enough without the stuffiness taking over. Stupid summer. I need to adjust the temp. Don’t want a $3,000 electric bill.